Trap your princess:
Physically corner her in a room, and eventually, in your life.
Insult your princess:
Insult her face, her body, her brain, her car. The lower her self-esteem, the higher your chances, bro. It's been biologically proven, by me!
Not lying, but close. Make up a story about how you single-handedly murdered a wild animal. Your story is gonna release a hormone deep inside her body called "insatia." It makes women ovulate... for sex!
4" Art Style Bob's Burgers Sticker.
All Stickers are 3M vehicle grade fully laminated.